June 2012
me before I go anywhere: is there wifi
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard...
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
When people take forever to text back.
So you gonna take 15 minutes huh? I’ll take 17
Reblog if you want (1) cute anon message today.
When your friends come to you for advice:
“good… good, you’ve come to the right place.”
When you're hungry and someone asks for some of...
When the quiet person that never talks cusses out...
Whenever I try to show off
Watch
When you're looking at yourself alone in the...
laughingstation:
You will laugh out loud!
